Dusslaknab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful lion.

Dusslaknab created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusslaknab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dusslaknab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dusslaknab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dusslaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not stand on grass.