Rullfemwap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous lizard.

Rullfemwap created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Rullfemwap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullfemwap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rullfemwap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rullfemwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rullfemwap.

2. Never feed oranges to great tits while wearing white shoes.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never wear cyan skirts.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rullfemwap on top of all buildings.