Stansad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever rhinoceros.

Stansad created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stansad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stansad, it will torture you forever.

Stansad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stansad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Always obey Stansad's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention voles.