Xenladman is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Xenladman created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenladman, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xenladman, it will turn you into a tree.

Xenladman's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Xenladman's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.