Fedsawbab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered dove.

Fedsawbab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsawbab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fedsawbab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fedsawbab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fedsawbab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.