Cedtonkfed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring skunk.

Cedtonkfed created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedtonkfed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedtonkfed, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cedtonkfed's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cedtonkfed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never paint your chest yellow.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.