Quamfub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying clam.

Quamfub created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quamfub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamfub, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quamfub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sit near aardvarks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamfub.

5. Never think about cell theory.