Bissgupwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable giraffe.

Bissgupwap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bissgupwap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissgupwap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bissgupwap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bissgupwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about comets.