Tailjiprot Cedbesstik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing ant.

Tailjiprot Cedbesstik created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tailjiprot Cedbesstik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailjiprot Cedbesstik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tailjiprot Cedbesstik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tailjiprot Cedbesstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tailjiprot Cedbesstik loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Tailjiprot Cedbesstik's name in vain.