Dut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid mongoose.

Dut created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dut on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not covet oxen.