Dob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart hydra.

Dob created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Dob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dob, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near foxes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never pour water over plants.