Xemcemrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent swan.

Xemcemrut created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemcemrut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemcemrut, it will think nothing of it.

Xemcemrut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xemcemrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if four hamsters approach from the south.