Gepkantaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent parrot.

Gepkantaf created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkantaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepkantaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gepkantaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gepkantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepkantaf.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.