Flowyokdud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish scorpion.

Flowyokdud created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowyokdud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowyokdud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flowyokdud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flowyokdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about dolphins.