Bitfenfetfod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish jellyfish.

Bitfenfetfod created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bitfenfetfod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bitfenfetfod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bitfenfetfod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bitfenfetfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt horses.