Padhin Mobcunwip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing elephant.

Padhin Mobcunwip created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padhin Mobcunwip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Padhin Mobcunwip, she will be very unhappy.

Padhin Mobcunwip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Padhin Mobcunwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Padhin Mobcunwip on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.