Bitlogvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful dog.

Bitlogvin created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlogvin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bitlogvin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bitlogvin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bitlogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mites.