Vadsidbetbingan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic crab.

Vadsidbetbingan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vadsidbetbingan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadsidbetbingan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vadsidbetbingan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vadsidbetbingan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the north.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Put Vadsidbetbingan first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention voles.