Batdimbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage warg.

Batdimbog created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Batdimbog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Batdimbog, he will laugh at you.

Batdimbog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Batdimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.