Bonlenmif is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate gorilla.

Bonlenmif created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonlenmif, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonlenmif, she will not care at all.

Bonlenmif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bonlenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bonlenmif's priests.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Bonlenmif first in all things.

5. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.