Sughenort is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical gnu.

Sughenort created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Sughenort, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sughenort, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sughenort's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sughenort's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never wear blue hats.

5. Never talk about amino acids.