Lagbuscid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing eagle.

Lagbuscid created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbuscid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lagbuscid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lagbuscid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lagbuscid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lagbuscid.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lagbuscid.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Lagbuscid loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.