Pinzimnarlril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered hamster.

Pinzimnarlril created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinzimnarlril, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinzimnarlril, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pinzimnarlril's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pinzimnarlril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Pinzimnarlril.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.