Nulmegquag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able goblin.

Nulmegquag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmegquag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nulmegquag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nulmegquag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nulmegquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.