Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Kabnadrot Vogpigfoss must be the most important thing in your life.