Bancadfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome dragon.

Bancadfeb created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bancadfeb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bancadfeb, he will not care at all.

Bancadfeb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bancadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.