Gabvig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet cow.

Gabvig created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabvig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabvig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gabvig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gabvig on top of all buildings.