Nadbithityartarm is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful porpoise.

Nadbithityartarm created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbithityartarm, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadbithityartarm, she will ignore you.

Nadbithityartarm's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nadbithityartarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadbithityartarm.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.