Nadpogstig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful hippopotamus.

Nadpogstig created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadpogstig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadpogstig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nadpogstig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nadpogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Nadpogstig loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.