Quagtarpbep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Quagtarpbep created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quagtarpbep, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quagtarpbep, he will turn you into a rock.

Quagtarpbep's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quagtarpbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never pour water over plants.