Tiflatfubpasont is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring manatee.

Tiflatfubpasont created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiflatfubpasont, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiflatfubpasont, it will make you grow a tail.

Tiflatfubpasont's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tiflatfubpasont's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Feed all hungry swans.