Yimdunbug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust narwhal.

Yimdunbug created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Yimdunbug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimdunbug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yimdunbug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yimdunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Yimdunbug on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.