Xennaknart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident wombat.

Xennaknart created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xennaknart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xennaknart, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xennaknart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xennaknart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Xennaknart on top of important buildings.