Miflamdotvog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast finch.

Miflamdotvog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miflamdotvog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miflamdotvog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Miflamdotvog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Miflamdotvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miflamdotvog.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.