Pigliggun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental parrot.

Pigliggun created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Pigliggun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pigliggun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pigliggun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pigliggun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never skip near ducks.