Vanhanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing fox.

Vanhanfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhanfom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vanhanfom, it will laugh at you.

Vanhanfom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vanhanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.