Carbidwot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast finch.

Carbidwot created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbidwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carbidwot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Carbidwot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Carbidwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Carbidwot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.