Rutrakomin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive fish.

Rutrakomin created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutrakomin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rutrakomin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutrakomin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rutrakomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Hide from green foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.