Yattfablip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful centipede.

Yattfablip created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfablip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattfablip, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yattfablip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yattfablip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yattfablip.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention eagles.