Nadhignuttominganbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful scorpion.

Nadhignuttominganbif created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadhignuttominganbif, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadhignuttominganbif, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nadhignuttominganbif's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nadhignuttominganbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Never talk about seals.