Catlabdap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm owl.

Catlabdap created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catlabdap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catlabdap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Catlabdap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Catlabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. You must pray to Catlabdap nine times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.