Yatboptal is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, moody swan.

Yatboptal created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatboptal, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatboptal, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yatboptal's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yatboptal's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not take Yatboptal's name in vain.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yatboptal.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.