Kemmisleg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless mole.

Kemmisleg created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Kemmisleg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kemmisleg, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kemmisleg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kemmisleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.