Natlengod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Natlengod created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natlengod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natlengod, she will laugh at you.

Natlengod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Natlengod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never pour water over plants.