Narnakomt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable ant.

Narnakomt created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnakomt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narnakomt, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Narnakomt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narnakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Narnakomt.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.