Dognulxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless duck.

Dognulxuck created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognulxuck, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dognulxuck, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dognulxuck's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dognulxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.