Ratshavbod is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident crocodile.
Ratshavbod created the Sol system two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ratshavbod, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Ratshavbod, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Ratshavbod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Ratshavbod's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt badgers.
2. Never feed oranges to ducks while wearing green ear rings.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.