Sigdagbon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective weasel.

Sigdagbon created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdagbon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigdagbon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sigdagbon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sigdagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the north.

5. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing brown kilts.