Limjadvadzigcebtan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair goblin.

Limjadvadzigcebtan created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjadvadzigcebtan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Limjadvadzigcebtan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Limjadvadzigcebtan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Limjadvadzigcebtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not take Limjadvadzigcebtan's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.