Kadwodrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent chicken.

Kadwodrag created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadwodrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadwodrag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kadwodrag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kadwodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.